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thatcrazybitchwithkendosticks:

touchofgrey37:

The ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage is trying to send us a message.

LMFAO! That made my night!

(Source: speedlimit15, via brocore92)

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vnderstatements:

poppunktunes:

amanwithfeels:

serpentschokehold:

isplitmybrainintwo:

Dads covering Blink 182

as if this song wasn’t emo enough Dads came along and covered it

Holy fuck is this off the record store day release?

Absolutely perfect

this song makes me sad wow

(via fobnpatdgirl)

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wherethelightdies:

La Dispute - “I See Everything”

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via religiousmother)

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I feel like I’m gonna puke every time I stand but I’ll feel bad calling out of work ugh

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via thatskawaii)

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bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via religiousmother)

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calliedope:

image

(Source: prettiibish, via religiousmother)

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jadeplantsdie:

Brand New - Moshi Moshi

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