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I feel like I’m gonna puke every time I stand but I’ll feel bad calling out of work ugh

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via thatskawaii)

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(Source: bewareofmpreg, via pingpongrac)

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bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via religiousmother)

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calliedope:

image

(Source: prettiibish, via religiousmother)

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jadeplantsdie:

Brand New - Moshi Moshi

(via raiseyourdongers)

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fuckyeahpoppunktattoos:

Submitted by tattooedupbreakingdown.

Rock Bottom - Modern Baseball.

Done my Chris Gallegos, Colorado Springs, Co.

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

(via brocore92)

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via brocore92)

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When someone complains that you’re targeting them in EDH

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rocknrollercoaster:

This pain is constant and sharp,
Watching the signals that you send.
I wanna feel lethal on the inside,
I wanna read American Psycho again.

(via ziggystardick)

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